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Who is Bethany Totoris?
The scientific classification has been supplied for you science folks.
KINGDOM: Chocolatia
PHYLUM: Ridiculousia
CLASS: Extremely Tallia
ORDER: Iced Chai Lattes
FAMILY: Artistae
TRIBE: Bookwormini
GENUS: Asexual
SPECIES: Bethanian
And a simple explanation for you not science folks.
Bethany Totoris is 50% dinosaur, 50% zombie, and 100% nonsense. Often found in her native habitat performing weird rituals to the melodies of Tegan and Sara and consuming all of your chocolate. Approach with caution. If you are spotted by a wild Bethany, use an English bulldog puppy to distract her.
